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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via lubricates)

lubricates:

lubricates:

what if u could pee on your crush to mark your territory

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I TAKE IT BACK IM SORRY

(via lubricates)

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

(via lubricates)

unnecessarymagic:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT

i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it

(Source: harroldstyle, via trust)

theunimaginables:

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tomorrow night?

(via distraction)

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

(via lubricates)

lyxdelsic:

"hey can I copy your homework?"

“I was gonna copy yours”

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(via trust)

thepretendr:

"Swearing is unattractive" I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(via caitebug713)

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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(via caitebug713)

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

(via lubricates)

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

(via trust)

sorry:

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

(via lubricates)