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nayx:

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

(via trust)

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

(via refreshes)

liompayne:

"what did u do all day?"

image

(Source: swedishpapa, via trust)

wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

(Source: desparate, via trust)

coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via caitebug713)

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

(Source: iraffiruse, via caitebug713)

burgrs:

i hope none of u think my blog is my life because i do other things like sometimes i shower

(Source: sterekandstuff, via lubricates)

troyesivan:

catswithbenefits:

ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago

not until nOW AND IM TRIPPIN BALLS

(via trust)

dutchster:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

(via refreshes)

ugly:

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

done deal

(via distraction)

ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

(Source: dissolvorays, via elemenohpy)

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

(via refreshes)

officialspaghetti:

FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks

(Source: officialunitedstates, via lubricates)

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

(via trust)