The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
really punk?? really? wanna fight about it?? wanna cuddle about it?? wanna maybe makeout about it??
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
|teacher:||don't bullshit this essay|
|me:||i'm gonna bullshit this essay|
i have two moods:
1. everybody get the fuck away from me
2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me
there is no in between
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??