Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
what if u could pee on your crush to mark your territory
I TAKE IT BACK IM SORRY
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible