ur a rockstar
great now I cant remember the actual lyrics
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius
so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.
my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am